🍻 WHAT TO EXPECT AT A P3H3 HASH

P3H3 runs are all about good vibes, inclusivity, and fun — zero pressure, zero elitist nonsense.

Here’s what you’ll get:

🔍 A trail full of clues, marks, twists, and “why are we going this way?” moments
🍻 Drink checks (we do not abuse the word “optional”)
😂 Laughs, roasts, shenanigans
🤪 Hash names you’ll never put on a résumé
🎉 A post-trail hangout that’s half party, half group therapy, half chaos (math is optional)

Every trail is different. Every group is different. Every story is 10% true.

🛑 P3H3 LINGO YOU’LL HEAR IMMEDIATELY

Hare – Sets the trail. Good intentions, questionable choices.
Pack – Everyone chasing trail together.
On-On – Someone found trail. Follow the yelling.
BN (Beer Near) – Sweet, sweet salvation.
Circle – A comedic roast + singalong + kangaroo court.
Virgin – A first-timer. That’s you. Please enjoy your spotlight.

🧠 NEW HASHER SURVIVAL GUIDE

✅ DO:

• Wear clothes you don’t mind ruining.

• Bring a vessel (cup/mug) for drinks.

• Expect mud, water, bushes, and “Why am I in a drainpipe?”

• Ask questions. Shout “On-On!” proudly.

• Laugh at yourself — everyone else will.

• Keep a sense of humor — mandatory for P3H3.

❌ DON’T:

• Treat it like a race.

• Wander off without telling anyone.

• Take jokes personally.

• Assume the trail is flat, short, dry, or sane.

🎒 WHAT TO BRING

👟 Trail shoes or whatever survives mud
🍻 A vessel
💦 Water
🔦 A headlamp for night runs
🧦 Dry socks
🧠 A sense of adventure (non-negotiable)

🌲 WHAT MAKES P3H3 DIFFERENT?

P3H3 is built on inclusion, safety, humor, and connection — LGBTQ+ friendly, neurodivergent-friendly, mobility-friendly, first-timer friendly. Everyone human is welcome.

Our trails can be forest, beach, city, urban weirdness, shiggy, or “I didn’t know this place existed.”
We run rain or shine — this is the PNW; if we waited for clear skies, we’d run twice a year.

Adult vibes? Yes.
Pressure? Nope.
Judgment? Only in Circle, and it’s hilarious.

🎤 CIRCLE 101 (YOU’LL BE FINE)

Circle is where we:

• Roast each other

• Sing badly

• Drink better

• Call out shenanigans

• Introduce Virgins

• Laugh until it hurts

You might get called out for:

👟 New shoes
⏱ Shortcutting
🧍‍♂️ Being new
🤣 Existing

It’s all friendly. No hazing. No humiliation. Just communal nonsense.

💬 COMMON NEWBIE QUESTIONS

Q: Is this a cult?
A: No. Our snacks are way better.

Q: Do I have to drink?
A: Nope. Drinkers, non-drinkers, and Designated Hydrators are all welcome.

Q: What if I’m slow? Out of shape? Recovering? Nervous?
A: Perfect. We’re not exactly a track team.

Q: Can I bring a friend?
A: Absolutely. Bonus points if they don’t know what’s happening.

💡 VETERAN P3H3 PRO TIPS

• Do not ask how far trail is. They will lie confidently.

• “It’s just a little shiggy.” Lies.

• If there’s water ahead, assume you’re going through it.

• Shame is optional. Laughter is mandatory.

• Bring a dry pair of socks. Trust us.

🧭 READY TO JOIN P3H3?

Check the calendar on P3H3.org/Events, pick a trail, show up, and tell someone you’re new.
That’s literally it.

No forms.
No gatekeeping.
Just people, trail, and chaos.

⚠️ LAST WORDS

Hashing isn’t about pace — it’s about people.
Show up, join the fun, and when in doubt… yell ON-ON! 🍻🔥